Im johnny. This is a look inside the mind of the world's friendliest sociopath.

 

#truth #life #eternalsunshine #herewego

#truth #life #eternalsunshine #herewego

If you like laughing and/or being uncomfortable, check out my new web-series! www.youtube.com/goodintentionsfilms #youtube #comedy #webseries #film

If you like laughing and/or being uncomfortable, check out my new web-series! www.youtube.com/goodintentionsfilms #youtube #comedy #webseries #film

So I attempted to shave my awful (fantastic) beard after my manager told me i looked like Bear Grylls when my shaver died 25% through. Left my charger in westchester. Life is terrible #beard #moron #badanglecanttellwhatimtalkingabout (Taken with Instagram)

So I attempted to shave my awful (fantastic) beard after my manager told me i looked like Bear Grylls when my shaver died 25% through. Left my charger in westchester. Life is terrible #beard #moron #badanglecanttellwhatimtalkingabout (Taken with Instagram)

Why do I hate so much?

Pet Peeves (aka things that frustrate me to the point of murder):

1) People who wear sunglasses inside (I get you look cool, but shut the fuck up)
2) Guys who wear jeans with flip flops (I get it’s probably comfortable, but for some reason you just ruined my day)
3) People who wear bluetooths most of the time
4) Strangers that call me by my name
5) People in general
6) People who’ve never heard of “Teerz of Christ: the film”
7) When lead singers in bands go solo
8) When on a subway, someone stands facing you for the entirety of the ride
9) Michael Jackson not admitting he’s still alive
10) People named “Guy”

If any of these apply to you or a loved one, please, just watch Teerz of Christ: The Film

Just Another Day

Jon Secada’s “Just Another Day” gets incredibly dramatic and Inspirational towards the end

OK, ignore what they’re talking about. 
The reason i post this picture is mainly for egotistical purposes. Girl in red, on the right side in the second and third panels; her name is Gabby Hoffman. You may recognize her from such films as this one (Now and Then), Freaky Friday, Uncle Buck. I sold her an iPhone a couple months ago. Yeah, you heard right. My bachelor’s degree has paid off! I’m the Verizon salesperson to the stars. No big deal. 

OK, ignore what they’re talking about. 

The reason i post this picture is mainly for egotistical purposes. Girl in red, on the right side in the second and third panels; her name is Gabby Hoffman. You may recognize her from such films as this one (Now and Then), Freaky Friday, Uncle Buck. I sold her an iPhone a couple months ago. Yeah, you heard right. My bachelor’s degree has paid off! I’m the Verizon salesperson to the stars. No big deal.