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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

OK, ignore what they’re talking about.  The reason i post this picture is mainly for egotistical purposes. Girl in red, on the right side in the second and third panels; her name is Gabby Hoffman. You may recognize her from such films as this one (Now and Then), Freaky Friday, Uncle Buck. I sold her an iPhone a couple months ago. Yeah, you heard right. My bachelor’s degree has paid off! I’m the Verizon salesperson to the stars. No big deal. 

OK, ignore what they’re talking about. 

The reason i post this picture is mainly for egotistical purposes. Girl in red, on the right side in the second and third panels; her name is Gabby Hoffman. You may recognize her from such films as this one (Now and Then), Freaky Friday, Uncle Buck. I sold her an iPhone a couple months ago. Yeah, you heard right. My bachelor’s degree has paid off! I’m the Verizon salesperson to the stars. No big deal. 

When someone acts surprised by how much I can eat

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

(Source: realitytvgifs)

fiiiiine

fiiiiine

perpetualpresent:

gpoy

preach

Note to self: Eating healthy is not being the guy who ate most of someone else’s birthday cake at work. Need to focus 

Note to self: Eating healthy is not being the guy who ate most of someone else’s birthday cake at work. Need to focus 

#8

Get slimed. 

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bernnotice:

this would be my best friend. she obviously uses mac effects to their fullest potential

my girlfriend in all her glory 

I’m in London right now

Wtf

bernnotice asked
your love for kelly clarkson and every other aspect of your life makes me obsessed like mariah carey style about you.

you, berni, are fucking awesome.

Would you like to be uncomfortable?

Watch that new show MOBBED on fox. Fucking awful